it’s kinda f**cked up that 4 of the most famous artists in the world were named after the ninja turtles
why are all social sites blue
because its the colour of the sky and we never go outside to see it
that actually makes a disturbing amount of sense
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
do you ever type a sentence beginning with a capital letter and then go back and change it to a lower case one like ‘woah there, gotta be casual’
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
reblog if you have hands or if you’ve murdered anyone in the past week
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*
at least gravity is attracted to me
*floats away*
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
what the fuck are you doing to stop global warming right now
turning my ac all the way up too cool off the earth around my house
you’re just the man we’ve been looking for
people wanna complain about writing 2 page double spaced essays for college courses but spend ten minutes hashtagging a picture on instagram
